barrio stock market report for 06192015

Barrio stock market report for 06192015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, tx. Hello folks I am Urbano Yosabatodo, con today’s award winning barrio stock market.

How much do we have now? How much will we have tomorrow? How much do I really care? How much should I care about tomorrow? These are the questions we plan on answering this weekend at the barrio stock market seminar to be held at the Westinghouse barrio mall. But for now let’s get to that report:

Los Tamales, well the taco man wife pasted away and he also plans on moving on, but we did learn que the tamales ended the week at $6.50 a dozen.

Los taquitos, well you know many small restaurants need to compete against those bigger restaurants and I guess by selling tacos at a cheaper rate might just keep them in business, taquitos ended the week at $1.25, the coffee is extra.

Las empanadas, well this items seem to be getting fatter by the day, ended the week at $.69 cents each.

La Baracoa de cabeza, well it’s getting harder to get that beef or pork head nowadays, but we can say que llama meat is on the raises. It ended the week at $ 6.50 a lb.

Las tortillas, well it seems that some companies have solved the problem with them sticking to each other, but that’s not the case anymore, ended the week at $1.20 a small pack.

And off course we found cheaper beer than the cheapest we had seen. Cheap beer ended the week at 30 small beers at $12.50 for them. Huh.

Barrio want ads:
Item 2309, used women underwear and other stuff, one size might fit everyone, make offer.
Item 3902, used shoes from size 3 to 15, some good and some worn out, you make offer.
Item 9032, bicycles for men and bigger women, several bicycles flat on the bottom, make offer.
Item 0932, still looking for young woman to move in no younger than 45 years old, weekly salary.

Barrio reality state: the corner of wells and third street for sale.
Have a great Tejano day, and what’s up with those Tejano gays anyhow?