Wednesday, June 3, 2015

hejola afternoon report for 06032015.


Hejolia afternoon report for 06032015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello I am Bill Diaz con today’s afternoon award winning hejola report.

Barrio survey points out that barrio members really don’t care.

Vato dies at the St. Paul’s Medical center hall way.

And finally 60 year old arrested in his birthday suit.

Jimmy Gonzales Munoz was arrested late last night at the corner bar for walking around naked. It seems que ole Jimmy boy got so drunk at the bar que he thought he was home and started to take his clothes off as he walked towards the bar bathroom. By the time he came of the public bar he hadn’t realize que he had removed all his clothing. That’s when a bunch of customers inside the bar threw his hairy naked ass out the door and into the city where a group of Jehovah’s witness were waiting for the city bus. They notice the naked man, and then call the cops on him. While they were waiting for the law dogs, the Jehovahs’ covered him with some of their hand outs enough to cover his private parts. Munoz was arrested and taken to jail

In another survey, it was reported que only one out of every ten barrio members really doesn’t care about all most anything that happens but in their block. It sad but so true says Ms. Helen Beatle a graduate student that conducted this survey. It was very difficult to ask such questions to a group of people who work real hard, raise a good family, live in nice homes, paid their bills, don’t go out too much, love to stay home and just be plain folks. So the results really showed they don’t really care what others say about different topics. Wow. The average size of a family that was interviewed in the hood was about 13 members per family.

Yesterday morning el senior Pablo Bernal was pronounced dead in the middle of St. Paul’s Medical center hallway, where he usually slept during the weekends. The spoke person for the medical center, said during a press hearing that Bernal was a regular at the center, especially during the weekends. Medical center Staff never really bother to check on him since he made it a tradition of lying on the floor for several hours and then he would leave. But for some reason he laid on the hall for about three days until staff determined que he was dead. Charges are pending.

Ok raza have a great day.

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