hejola report for 06042015

 

Hejola report for 06042015.

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Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am Frankie Tuxedo Zungia con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

La commadre surprise husband topless.

Barrio family push family van around the hood,

And finally local barrio college band don’t make to out of town game.

 

It seems que la commadre was so mad que she thought que el compadre, who came home late last night, was at the only barrio topless bar. So she figured que if el compadre wants to see so boobes, she surprised him when he walked inside the house topless. El compadre was real embarrass que all his other compadres had to witness this selfish act, that came home with him to drink a few beers. Charges are pending.

It sounded like a great idea to send our volunteer college band to our first out of town barrio summer baseball game. Well the barrio rented out several barrio buses to transport our band and the very few fans the team has, to and out of town game. Well the band and its fans made it ten miles out of town when two of the three buses broke down. It seems que some of the band members, including some fans, had to walk back into town. By the way our team lost the game.  Fans and band members are looking to get their money back.

 

It seems que it’s good to have a lots of family members. La familia Ruiz has ten members in its family. Yesterday afternoon we got a call, really a few weeks ago concerning that someone had seen a barrio family pushing their van around the hood. Well I didn’t believe it till I saw; there they were seven of them pushing their van into the mall area.  Well the constable was forced to pull them over and ask them a few questions. AFTER the interview, the father was given a ticket for driving without a license, no insurance, no automobile license plate, nor a registration nor a inspection sticker and finally for illegal tow and pushing a motorized vehicle . The father told us que he shouldn’t be required to have all that since his family is pushing the van on the side of the road. He also stated que he has saved at least $1000.00 a month on gas, insurances and other cost that go along with owning a car. But for now, his family is pushing the van to their home until they can come up con a better idea to get around.

Ok raza I quess come along go along.