Monday, June 8, 2015

hejola report for 06082015


 

Hejolar report for 06082015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, texas. Hello again como estan, I am bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Constable cadena bust barrio only prostitution ring, dang it.

Senior citizen basketball final score was close final score 7 to 9.

Two men and ten or more dogs arrested.

And finally some darn good news.

This week we are fighting them roaches off and we hope that woman friend that was at our home that was scared off, sorry about that.

How many dogs can a person put in a small car, you asked? Well that was what el constable cadena had to deal with when he pulled over el compadre Ramiro Guerra yesterday afternoon at the corner of third and wells. Its seems que once the constable asked Ramiro proof of ownership for the ten or more dogs, responded by saying I found them on the way to the store. He and his cousin Ramiro Guerra III were arrested along con the ten or more dogs for not wearing a collar with a legal tag on them and failure to show proof of ownership for them dogs. Charges will be filed

Yesterday a very low profile championship winter league basketball game was held at the only barrio senior citizens center. The game was between Los Viejitos de la calle vs. Los vatos mas Viejitos del barrio. Please note that the age group for this game was 80 years and over. The final score after one hour of well let’s say walking back and forth was Los Viejitos del barrio  scored 7 points vs. the actually winner Los vatos mas Viejitos scored 9 points. The team Capitan Angel Flores age 91 say “chinga it was hell of a game”.  The loser Capitan Luis Gaytan age 87 say it was kind of an unfair game for us, due to the fact que they had more 90 year olds than we did. You know he said que experiences count while you on that court. The final score was lvdb7 and lvmv 9.

 

In other news, Yesterday afternoon el constable cadena y su barrio task force 666 shut down a prostitution ring which had been in business about two years. Several male and female customers were arrested at the home of la commadre Gloria Sevilla, owner of the home. She told this reporter que she didn’t know que the girls she had rented rooms too, had a small business going on. “gee if I would have known it would have been a different story” says ms. Sevilla. Ms. Sevilla believe the girls when asked about all the visitors they had, they told her que they were students doing either homework or research. And a second home was also busted at or near the corner of third and wells. The owner of the home was not there but el constable and some of his cops waited awhile till the owners showed up. Oh by the way no one was taken in,huh….constable cadena tell us que both of these organizers were facing charges with promoting prostitution. A fourth degree felony.

Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

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