Tuesday, June 30, 2015


Hejola report for 06302015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio sex education teacher in big trouble.

Maria Shine Gamez arrested inside constable car.

And two vatos arrested at only barrio Chinese restaurant.

It was just a class project say Francis Lopez a sex education teacher for el barrio school  after she gave her students an assignment for extra- credits. The project was to rummage through their parents’ bedroom looking for sex toys and bring a selfie holding one. Some parents contacted the school about this odd project but the school Administrator told the parents it was not a part of the course requirement but was not sure how many students actually presented the show and tell project in class.

Maria Shine Gamez was arrested late last night and charged her with breaking into one of el constable unmarked cruisers. It seems that she was discovered by el constable around  4:00am after she had locked herself inside and could not figure out how to unlock the door worked.

And finally, Sonny junior and Sonny the third were both sentences to 5 months after they both pleaded guilty when they were caught inside the only Chinese restaurant “eat my Tong” walk-in freezer attempting to steal all the egg rolls. El constable tells us that there was no doubt que estos ways would have frozen to death if not for being spotted by one of the workers of the restaurant.

Ok raza make sure that you go and eat my tong and have a great Tejano day.

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