Tuesday, June 16, 2015

hejola afternoon report for 0616205


Hejola afternoon report for 06162015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am David Duran con our award winning barrio headline news:
Two riots two different views.
Fourteen men and ten women arrested at two tons of fun.
And finally some darn good news.
The barrio leaders have not agreed to determine whether to raise tax or fees for garage sales, yard sales or front yard sales. The permitt is now at $10 per hour and are thinking of decreasing this rate to $20 a day. Now the leaders will have to determine if they are going to lose revenue or just go as it is?
What should have been a gay happy evening at the only Tejano gay barrio turned to be the best brawl in the history of the bar it turned out that the fourteen men got their butts kicked by the out weighted ten gay women who happen to be part of the traveling professional barrio wrestling commadre team. La cookie, the new manager of the ton two of fun told us que it was really unfair for those poor guys that didn’t have a fighting chances. All fourteen men and all the barrio wrestling team were arrested after el constable with the assistance of about twenty officers dressed in riot gear finally managed to take control of this ordeal. Charges are going to be filed against all them folks.
Two riots happened late last night, one of them was on our side of the tracks and the other riot was at the other side of the tracks. But you won’t have known that if you would have listen to our local xof new station from who knows where. One of the reporters for XOF  Jell-O Meow told us that the kids on her side of the tracks were celebrating their last days of school but destroying several cop cars, breaking windows, throw rocks and bottles at the local cops that were just watching those young folks having so good old American fun. But that same reporter was assigned to cover the other celebration held on our side of the tracks that she described as thugs, bad kids with no respect to the law by standing on the corner of third and wells yelling victory chats while a constable cadena sat in his car eating dinner. No damages were reported on this side and but the reporter reported that these are mad and  bad kids with bad parents and they should know better.  The total destruction was around $50,000 dollars in damages for their side of the tracks and $10.55 cents what the total damage on our side of the tracks. The reporter finally admitted what a waste of city and county funds used to clean up the mess at our side of the tracks where volunteers helped clean up our side. The XOF reporter told us que some of them folks over on our side should have been shot on the spot.
Dang I think the whole world sees things in two ways, your way or my and the highway./

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