Tuesday, November 24, 2015

hejola afternoon report for 11242015


Hejola afternoon report for 11242015

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Kingsville,Texas. hello raza I am Bill Diaz con this afternoon hejola report.

Pre- thanksgiving party gone wrong.

Topless jobs for jobless folks for the holidays.

Two barrio men arrested for attempted robbery.

And now some darn good news.

Why would anyone be so mean to another person? Ask your mother in law.

It seems que more and more raza are trying to move on up the chart of higher income by attempting more armed robberies. That was the case con Juan y Juan Jr. attempted to rob again Billy’s boys liquor store at the end of third and wells street. When the whole thing was over it seems que juan jr. shot himself on the foot when he dropped the gun after he was surround by law dogs and Juan was stabbed in the right leg by the owner of the store. Both were men were arrested and charges are pending.

El compadre martin chapa saw how lots of folks are jobless and are willing to do almost anything for money for the holidays. Well, since martin champion is the owner of La Onda record shop, he decided to hire a few new employees, but since the job market is prompting a growing number of men and women in strip clubs, he decided to hired topless cashiers. Si If you think that you can turn things around in my record shop come on down and apply for a topless cashier. Champion tells us que he has flexible schedules and fast cash as tips. So come on down and see if you make that extra bucks for the holidays.

Having live chickens and turkeys at a pre-Thanksgiving party wasn’t a good idea after all. La familia Gomez felt que having this extra activity for adults and children to chase around would look like lots of fun, until the chickens and the turkeys held their ground and started chasing the party goers around the back and front yard. Since the constable was not working this week, they, the party goers had to shoot all ten chickens and all five turkeys. The good thing was that they were able to cook most of this that afternoon. No injuries to the real folks.

Ok now listen up if you think by eating all that food at the office and we still haven’t got to Thanksgiving you better take that Christmas outfit back for a larger size.

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