Friday, November 6, 2015

hejola report for 11062015


Hejola report for 11062015.

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Kingsville,Texas. hello  I am Bill diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio addictions hit hard in the hood and no one noticed.

Barrio man can’t wait.

Barrio vacationers busted.

And now some darn good news.

Have you ever wonder how did we ever start out doing something that by the time you finished you don’t remember what you were doing in the first place.

There were  two drunks seemed to have drank a bit too much yesterday evening at the HI-Ho motel just inside the barrio. When leaving the HI-HO MOTEL bar, they seemed to have forgotten that they were staying overnight right here at the motel, but instead jumped inside the constable cadena’s squad car parked in front of the motel. The constable was as surprise as the two drunks were. None of the men were arrested but instead two other men were, that was the reason el constable was here in the first place.

And then, It seems que when you have to go, you just have to go. Well that’s the case con BERt Alvarado who was busted taking a wiz, from inside of his car. It seems que henry has two broken legs and can’t really get around but it didn’t stop him from relieving oneself in public. It seems que the stop light at the corner of wells and third was not working yesterday and it was on red for hours and hours, in which henry hadn’t realized this. Please note that the red light that Mr. Alvarado was looking at was two blocks down from where he was waiting for it to change.

But finally,You know that ever hood in any given town has its addictions, regardless who they are. Many can say, to a primo or something like that, that your relationship with drugs, with cigarettes, with food , or with alcohol sometime is more important to you than a relationship with people or god, and that is what Pedro Valdez was. It seems that his whole life evolved in the drug culture and finally took his life. Yesterday morning he was found death at the corner of third and wells sitting there. It seems based on the police report que Pedro had been sitting on that corner for more than three days and no one took notice, until yesterday morning when a drive bye noticed his shoes were missing. An investigation is being done. If you have any information concerning this crime please don’t call us.

Have a great Tejano day.

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