hejola afternoon report for 11302015

Hejola afternoon report for 1130215.

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Kingsville, texas. Hello I am Johnnie el quemon con this afternoon hejola report. But first off all have you noticed that middle age women ranging from 33 to 55 have no idea of having fun anymore. Look its ok to take your clothing off in front of your friends and do the thing you do behind doors. We all know you do that and this, so why not show off your skills!  Look regardless if you think I’m too fat or just getting old, you been a big woman for the longest time, what’s the differences now?

Barrio not spared for black Friday fights over limited pig heads.

Tamale man busted for fake tamales.

Community center closes for several hours are a few threats.

This past Friday nite was an unusual one at the barrio community center had agreed to rent out the center to a hate group called “Let me put the finger on you”. The director of the center told us que they had to shut down the center till about 10 p.m. and allowed the group to finish its meeting and dinner planned. The center director told us que we have had several threats called in at the center but in most cases the calls stop around 10 pm all the time. The director told us que most of the calls came from across the city where barrio senior citizens live and hate the noise and traffic. And most of the time all the calls end around that time due to the fact that the center picks up all the cell phone up so old folks can get some rest.

It’s the season to share and eat our favor food and in this case Tamales, well since the real tamale man had stop selling tamales due to his wife passing away someone is always there to take your place. Well el senor Ben J. Lucas was arrested for selling (check this out) tamales with nothing in them but that masa.  Ben told the constable that he didn’t lie about them tamales been made out of Masa alone. But at least ten customers walked over to Ben’s tamale corner and threw them masa made tamales claiming que there were support to be made out of beef and pork. Finally as he tried to make a run for it several of the tamale lovers chased him and caught up to him and trashed him with his masa tamales. By the time el constable could catch up with the mod it was too late to salvage any of the evidence but el constable was able to take a picture of the mess they made at the corner of third and wells. Charges will be filed against chingos de persons include Ben.

Wow when you think things are going well, all hell breaks loose. That was the case at the Barrio meat market where they had announced a one day one special on beer and pig heads. Of course like anything else there are always limited amounts. It seem que la commadre Gloria Benavides and la commadre Brenda Gomez broke out into full size fight when both ladies tried to take the only frozen pig head left on sale. At one point one of las commadres hit the other commadre over the head con a frozen beef head to see if la commadre would let go the pig head to no prevail.  After the dust had settled at least seven folks were arrested over that darn pig head. One of the witness said dang I had never seen anyone some involved in trying to get that last pig head. Charges will filed against all them pig head lovers.  

Ok raza we love and give park avenue.