Monday, November 23, 2015

hejola report for 11232015


Hejola report for 11232015.

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Kingsville, Texas. hello amigos I am Maria La Vandia with some helpful Turkey humor for this year. Well finally our creator brought us out again. Today’s topic will be turkeys. No not the one you married nor the one you are standing next too. But real turkey humor.Our surfing the net these past few days found some very interesting things about our thanksgiving holiday bird. With this in mind I would like to share some stories with you:

First of all  let’s talk about cooking a turkey: now many of us have our own way of cooking that bird so take this helpful hints:

How to cook a Turkey...

 - Go buy a turkey

 - Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD

 - Put turkey in the oven

 - Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

 - Set the degree at 375 ovens

 - Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

 - Turn oven the on at 300 degrees or something

 - Take 4 whisks of drinks

 - Turn the beast over

 - Whiskey another bottle of get go

 - Stick a turkey in the thermometer

 - Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

 - Bake the whiskey for 4 hours or several days

 - Take the oven out of the turkey and put it somewhere

 - Take the oven out of the turkey and remove all the goodies inside

 - pick the turkey off the floor

 - crave the stuff of the turkey

 - Get yourself another shot of something

 - Taste the gravy and pour yourself a glass of turkey

 - say Blessing, pass me another drink and prepare to eat out or at a relative.

And with that we wish you all Raza the greatest of holidays. I am Maria la vandia. Good day.

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