Wednesday, February 4, 2015

hejola report for 02042015

Hejola report for 02042015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza how are we doing this cold days?
Now for our award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio yoga instructor arrested for injuries to participants....
Sex education class gets a bit heated and one man and two women were arrested.
And now some darn good news.
The barrio leaders are considering in redoing some of the streets that we closed off about 20 years ago. One of the reasons is that it would be cheap to open that one street that leads into the main downtown area than repair five streets that lead nowhere.
Yolanda Trevino a barrio sex therapist had to call el constable yesterday during her Barrio Sex education class was rudely interrupted when a fight broke out between a man and two women that didn’t see why being gay was that bad. Santos Munoz, and lil’ Mary y Big Lil’ Mary ( both married) started beating Santo up when the discussion started on gay live and gay world. Charges will be filed against all three and were asked not to come back to class. Sorry no refunds.
Yo Soy (Ben Diaz) the only certified Yoga person in the hood was arrested after his class late last night, when he took his class for a jog at the corner of third and wells. The complaint that got him arrested was when five or six dogs attacked the whole group of 27 persons. Ten were taken to St. Paul’s medical center for review, and some didn’t have to go to the medical center due to no funds. The complaint states that Yo Soy knew the dogs that attacked them.
Ok if you are on that road that leads to nowhere you better get off it now. Have a great Tejano day.

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