Hejola
report special edition, 02062015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx.
Hello I am Bill Diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio lifts
the ban on more than six sex toys per family.
Protest
continue?
And now some
darn good news.
Some members
of hood are on a upraise due to the
comments made by one of our barrio leaders tell folks that when you work hard
and pay your bills on time, life is so much better. But it seems that many in
hood felt that they were being pressured by our barrio leaders on how to live
their life’s regardless if you pay bill or not. The good news is that barrio
leaders are trying real hard keeping the hood in the debt free. The hood has
always believe que if you don’t have debt than you don’t have anything. The sad
part about this comment is if you have debt and don’t have anything, than there
the problem.
A group of
anti-everything were asked to leave the corner of third and wells after a few
weeks of protesting. The group do not have a name nor a person in charge they
just get together and protest things on a daily bases. El constable tried to
see what their real beef was but none of them were real sure what it was, nor
willing to tell us what the beef was, one member of the group who was able to
put more than five words together told us “so what it’s my right”, and left at
that. A permit is going to be required now that this group has demonstrated
that anyone or anything can protest regardless what it is or what it not. The
permit will cost $100 per person of a group. Please note only applies to
persons that cannot put more than five words together.
Yesterday el
ojo barrio private and justice of the peace lift the ban on sex toys that had
been passed back in 1998, when our friend and leader of the group “ let me put
the finger on you committee”, who by is married to our prima Norma Vela, was
able to convince barrio leaders to put the ban on sex toys in every household.
Russell Rufus Redneck told us yesterday now that his much older doesn’t recall
such action by his group and now he wonders if he such action was actually
true. Anyhow happy days are back again.
Ok raza we
predicted that come next December the hood population will increase by 20
percent. Have a great day, and hug a Tejano.
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