Hejola
report for 02122015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,
Texas. Hello I am Gloria Guerre con today’s award winning barrio headline news.
Barrio leaders
join band wagon on yoga pants restrictions!
Ten barrio family
members were arrested in a drug raid.
And now so
darn good news.
Yesterday during
the day several awards were handed out to members of a group that had set out
to travel the hood barefooted. The 20 member group were all awarded ten pairs
of shoes and tennis shoes donated or found by the persons giving the award. Alright
and congratulations too all.
The Palo
Blanco is a new drug being used by senior citizens that claim it makes them
young and healthier and whatever. Yesterday around four in the morning el
constable Cadena and his barrio 666 task force raid the home of Juan Blanco and
his whole family were arrested for selling this illegal drug. Charges were also
filed against a man that was sitting on top a 30 foot tree acting like a nut. Oh
by the way the contents of this drug was determine que it was dish soap, baking
soda, and cigar assess. The constable said that the only thing this drug did
was kept their digestive system healthy and kept their bowel movement regular.There
was no proof that this drug was harmful or shameful.
After a
short and long winded public hearing the barrio leaders are going to recommend a
band on yoga pants in the hood. The band would apply to those persons wearing
yoga pants several sizes too small. A permit would be sold at barrio community
center located at the corner of third and wells. The permit would allow a
person to buy this permit so they could wear yoga pants whenever and wherever,
even if they are not taking yoga classes anywhere. Oh by the way in order to
get a permit one has to weigh in. The band would not be happen till 2025. Enjoy
them pants while you can!
Ok raza have
a great Tejano day.
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