Hejola report for 02242015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am David polar bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
“Pelon Records” comes to Westinghouse barrio mall.
Riot at the corner of third and wells con los pelons. ...
And now some darn good news.
Oso the barrio cheap barber has informed us que anyone male or female wanting a stylist hair cut como esa vato “Pit Bull” are welcome to come over and get that stylist cut for free.
Around ten o’clock last night a small but small riot was going on after a few pelons were confused con that famous de mass famous pelon “pit bull” was seen in the hood riding a barrio bicycle. At least twenty other want to be pelons chased the el pelon down about ten blocks wanting his autograph. After a few more blocks el constable Cadena responding to a 918 call, noticed que only a few were still able to stay up con el pelon on the bicycle but never close enough to get his attention or an autograph. No charges will be filed but after questioning el pelon on the bicycle turned out to be a primo Juan Corina just released from jail.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville, texas. Hello again I am David polar bear Duran con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
“Pelon Records” comes to Westinghouse barrio mall.
Riot at the corner of third and wells con los pelons. ...
And now some darn good news.
Oso the barrio cheap barber has informed us que anyone male or female wanting a stylist hair cut como esa vato “Pit Bull” are welcome to come over and get that stylist cut for free.
Around ten o’clock last night a small but small riot was going on after a few pelons were confused con that famous de mass famous pelon “pit bull” was seen in the hood riding a barrio bicycle. At least twenty other want to be pelons chased the el pelon down about ten blocks wanting his autograph. After a few more blocks el constable Cadena responding to a 918 call, noticed que only a few were still able to stay up con el pelon on the bicycle but never close enough to get his attention or an autograph. No charges will be filed but after questioning el pelon on the bicycle turned out to be a primo Juan Corina just released from jail.
Yesterday was the grand opening of the first barrio recording studio in our history of make believe stories. Pelon Records owned by la familia Calvos, are very proud to have open this services closed to home. They have already spread the word out and a have announced two new barrio conjuntos that might have already signed to record, are sure candidates to win a barrio music award this coming year. Los Calvos tell us que el conjunto “la banda sin Pelos y “ los hombres de cabezas Calvos will release some of their new sounds within the year. Please note que being pelon and being in a band regardless what style is the new tren (muevete pitbull porque “salta,salta ha llegado”).
Ok raza cover that head pelon your blind me
Ok raza cover that head pelon your blind me
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