Thursday, February 19, 2015

hejola report for 02192015

Hejola report for 02192015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am Gloria Guerra con today’award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio full alert for weekend terrorist attack.
Naked barrio residents issued warning citations for what?...
And some darn good news.
Since baseball and softball season is just around the corner of third and wells there will be more children out and about. Drive con your eyes open and stay alert and watchita for those kids.
Its ok, says the person in charge of the old persons home at the corner of third and wells to allow its older resident to walk around either naked or half naked or even three quarter naked. But the real problem is that they must stay within the compound. So el constable Cadena placed a warning sign inside the compound:
“WARNING ANY PERSON LEAVING THIS COMPOUND CON NO CLOTHING ON IS GOING TO BE ARRESTED AND THAT MEANS YOU TOO”. So if you live there please make sure you have some clothing on before going to the store, for a walk or just getting out.

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A mirror will be given to the residents to place on inside their front door to make sure they see themselves as the leave their apartment.
Constable Cadena has issued a terrorist attack warning for this coming weekend. It seems that la familia Gomez and Garcia and Gonzales and Gonzo will be holding four family reunions that will require at least ten to twenty law enforcement to be on duty to make sure thing don’t get out of hand.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th…
Last time these families gathered they destroyed and cause damages worthy more than $20,000 dollars to the rental hall. So if you are in the area between third and wells we strongly encourage you to avoid that area for at least 48 hours starting Friday midnight.
Ok raza have a great Tejano day.

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