Tuesday, February 17, 2015

hejola report for 02172015

Hejola report for 02172015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,Texas. Once again I am Bill Diaz con today’s award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio man fights off woman with plastic butter knife.
Esta Vato Loco campaign promises for 2016.
And finally some darn good news.
Saratia Moore Bueno was so glad that she got invited to these years who’s who banquet que she worn her daughter quinceanera dress which was about two sizes too small. But it was her night; it was her right to feel young again; and she was going to take advantage of it. When she finally walked up to the stage to get her righteous award, she stumbled and fell on her back, causing the dress to rip in half. But she got up exposing half of her body, but kepted walked with prided, you go Sarita, and congradulations.
Just another day and just another politician you say? Well, not today, esta vato loco want to make sure we do something about everything that’s wrong in the hood. And that is why I am asking to support him and give him a chance to make them changes we are looking for. Now he has a list of things but didn’t have it with him when we did this interview, but he does have a plan.
Yesterday after a few dozen drinks Miguel Ruiz 93, asked his 89 year old friend if he could see her breasts, well Laura Jones Munoz said sure and she walked behind him and stable him on the neck with a butter knife that broke on her first attempt to hurt him. When constable Cadena got there a group of people had already gone into their home and were making sure that Laura didn’t get near this 93 year old pervert. When the constable starting asking questions, Laura stood up and showed her breast to the constable and the rest of the crowd and say, “there do you feel better buddy”! No charges will be filed since everyone got a glimpse.
Ok raza have a great day.

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