Wednesday, February 25, 2015

hejola report for 02252015

Hejola report for 02252015.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,texas.
Hello again raza I am General Fido Vermcille con today's award winning barrio headline news:
Pelons arrested after attacking Maria La Bandia....
Protest continue on behave of los tamales.
And now some darn good news.
Now that violence has come to our hood many are preparing for the worse. We ask everyone and everything to take time and hug those Tejanos that have spent a life time keeping la onda alive and not burning all the bridges that had been built. We can stand together but we are not going to fall for it.
It seems that as of today there has been an overwhelming responds to the call for a new tamale war and not to give in to those that want us not to make tamales at home. As you might recall the tamale war of 1998 has really not changed anything but some folks have taken the lead on their own calling awareness about the possibility of them folks passing that law that would not let folks make tamales at home. This law was tabled in a meeting back then and was to be reviewed in 2015, well guess what? Its 2015! But a barrio city leader tells us que es puro pedo con todo esto and que those que are causing all this dusty don’t know what they are talking about. It’ like everything else, when you don’t have a clue you start chit and see who steps on it.

Yesterday afternoon around that time Maria la Bandia a cchwnn correspondent was brutally attack outside our command post. It was reported que several women that had shaved their heads in support of new Tejano make believe artist who had just signed recording contract con Pelon records, felt que she was not being fair con los pelons and wanted to show the whole world that there is nothing wrong wanting to look like esa vato Pit Bull. Charges will be filed against Juanita La Pelon, crystal La Pelon, Maria La Pelon and their grandmother Martha La Pelon. All the pelons turns out to be related to the owners of Pelon records.
Ok raza keep the faith and hug a Tejano, regardless que tan pedijos son

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