Monday, February 9, 2015

hejola report for 02092015


 

 

 

Hejola report for 02092015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza I am Jonathon Barrios con todays award winning barrio headline news:

Barrio rally tries not to do what other are doing.

Time will tell, arrested.

And finally some darn good news.

El barrio leadership program has been established to help poor Tejanos that think the hood is not doing enough to promote la onda. Esta Vato Loca an elected official told us que the leadership was for those who are on medication and all of sudden wonder where we are?

A barrio fortune teller, a person who can tell what you are thinking and the future by smelling your feet, and goes by the name Time Will Tell was arrested yesterday afternoon after a customer told him that he didn’t know chit from shinola about anything. The barrio fortune teller  clapped the person a few time with his magic wand and threw the person out the front display window. By the time el constable got there Time Will Tell was flat on his back, it seems that he didn’t see the customer wife sitting outside waiting. Once she saw her husband flying out the window she took matters into her own hands. Charges are pending against her but charges will be filed against Time Will Tell.

 

Yesterday el senor Manuel H. Cantu told a group of almost Blind persons that they didn’t need eyes to see what the world was doing around them. He point out the fact that our barrio stood alone against the world and there was no need to be alarm by the false Tejanos wanting to copy others and act like others. One of the person’s in the crowd asked him if he was talking about him or his ideas! Manuel asked answer him by saying “ hey, dude I’m over here”.

Ok raza and yes it’s all about you.

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