Friday, July 10, 2015

barrio stock market report for 07102015


Barrio stock market report for 07102015.
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Kingsville,tx. My name is urbano Yosabatodo con today’s award winning barrio stock market report:

First of all mi raza when barrio companies report their profits and losses every quarter, some are making it and others are not. No I am not trying to say que todos las barrio stocks aren't making monies by being part of this market, but what I am saying esa que some are making money, and are just making enough to stay above water. But is that not what business is all about, staying above water?

Now for that award winning barrio stock market report:
Los taquitos: one of the major problems con los taquitos this quarter is que local taco stands are doing a poor job of producing good tacos. Many of the emails we get on this topic, tell us que los tacos aren't what they use to be. Los taquitos ended the week at $1.25each.

Las empanadas:
Las empanadas seemed to have had a great turn around these last few months. We are told que sales are high and raza are investing mucho mas on las empanadas, like never before. It seems que barrio empanada makers and its shareholders are really putting its profits back into its business. Las empanadas ended the week at $.89 cents each.

Las tortillas:
Many tortillas companies have reported how much of their earnings have kept them reinvesting and retained earnings. But they say que part of it is que small barrio companies don't disclosing what they would have paid in salaries and other Fringe  benefits to their now low paid workers. Las tortillas ended the week at $1.45 a pack.

Los tamales:
It really hasn't been a surprise recently in noticing el tamale market is on a bounce for this quarter. What real has helped this market is the how  organized barrio companies are getting. Now que our tamale guy has not been seen for at least three months and our new tamale expert has had a heart attack. We were forced to work a bit harder in gathering this information for you all. One major investor told us yesterday que they were planning to expand its market way beyond the county lines. Los tamales ended the week at an all-time high at $6.00 a dozen .

La barbacoa de cabesa:
Now this is very interesting. It seems que el constable cadena was able to have arrested three folks involved on that llama thing we mention last week. Well it’s all solved now and the llama meat is back on schedule, we should see some llama meat at our barrio meat markets real soon. La barabacoa ended the week at $6.50 a lb.

Alcohol consummation report:
Here is a new twist in drinking or consumming alcohol in el barrio. Personal responsibility: It is up to each individual barrio member, not our local or state or even federal government, to make responsible decisions about your drunk ass life. Personal responsibility raza is the key to a more decent and just barrio and a just society. State, federal, and local employees, too, must be accountable for their actions, just like barrio members that don't have jobs. And that also includes bar and tavern owners. Cheap beer ended the week at $4.99 a six pack.

 

 Barrio want ads:

#237485 used tongs for sale so pretty used and some pretty big , which everyone you want we have.

#986335 used tires for cars, trucks and bicycles only flat in the bottom.

#458399 home made under wear for small medium and large persons. Send naked picture to determine what size. Yea right.

#2389232 women’s bras for sale.

#98836 looking for play mate to spend some playtime and adult role play. Send pictures.

 

BARRIO REALTORS REPORT: Well we all knew it was going to happen and it did. They moved the house next door three houses down.

Ok raza there you have it, for today and hope que you keep your money in your pocket. It's a long time till Christmas. Get working on layaway going.

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