hejola report for 07312015

Hejola report for 07312015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza I am urbano yosabatodo con a very exciting extra barrio report just for you and you and you and of you. Now for that award winning barrio report:

Barrio rednecks get arrested for horse meat.

Barrio school shut down for a few minutes.

And finally charges pending on round up Aliens.

Charges are still pending, when el constable arrested several folks dressed like astronauts, rounding up barrio folks that looked like aliens, please note they were not looking for illegal aliens, they were just rounding up anyone or anything that looked alien to them, so with that in mind, this newly barrio Alien lookout committee members were arrested for this odd behavior. It’s not sure what its goals are as of now says el constable but I am sure they will publish their intentions. But as now this folks are going to spend a few hours in jail to think about their intentions. Pesse hejola.

 

Yesterday el constable con a few police from across the tracks raided la casa del Russell Rufus Redneck, leader of some group called “let me put the finger on you committee” in search of information that involves the new tamale organization backed by this Redneck and his committee partnership. They were looking to see where they were getting their horse meat found inside their homemade tamales. El constable tells me que someone going to spend time due to this ill idea of adding horse meat to this traditional meal, we can understand deer meat or even some pork but horse meat, dang!

And finally ,what seemed like a good idea when they build that new school right next to lalala wonder land ward, but later realized que it really wasn’t, that determination was realized yesterday when a group of lalala patients were seen walking around wearing their white bath robes. Some of the students and school staff called the cops and el constable cadena, thinking que it was the Klan on an attack of the building. The school officials called for a lock down that only lasted 5 minutes when they realized que it was only a few patients had existed the ward without permission and were checking out the school playground.
Ok Raza, have a great day and take that cowboy hat off inside the building.

Ok have a great day raza.