hejola afternoon report for 07082015

Hejola afternoon report for 07082015.

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Kingsville, Texas. Hello raza how are we doing this afternoon, I am Bill Diaz con our award winning barrio headline news:

Vato’s loco volunteer firefighters get big surprise.

Stolen stuff found and returned if you can claim it.

And now let’s go to our remote live coverage con la prima y el primo for some darn good news.
El prim: buen thank you
La prim: me too,
Ok so tell us what we got going here at this week garage sale?
El prim: it’s really not a garage sale, es que we have lots of stuff que we find, and we buy and we trade and people gives us and if I see things in the street or in mid of the side walk I might just take it, basically I love dumpsters, So you can see que we have chingos de things.
La prim; we just want to let you know que we also have tamales for sale and a little deer meat y fresh llama meat, but don’t tell too many people porque I think they are looking for that poor little llama que got run over in the street que we found y…… con a bullet wound to the head, so we brought it home to see if we could bring it back to life.
Well la prima don’t worry. Anyhow thanks to both of you for sponsoring our remote broadcast the rest of the week except tomorrow, we will be live here at la prima y el primo garage during the week sales. Come one and come all, the only deals we lose dese el primo are the ones he don’t know about.. see you raza, and like jv says stay tejano.

In other news,all twenty members of different families came by our office to see if they could claim what had been recovered by the constable this past week. Yes says constable cadena, it was very exceed to see how many people came to claim stuff that wasn’t even theirs. But at the end almost everything was taken with or without a claim ticket. We just wanted to get rid of all this stuff says constable cadena. Now if you have had something stolen within the last three weeks here in our hood and didn’t claim it yesterday, we did take pictures of the stuff and a list of whom took what. Now if you can show proof that that stuff belongs to you, we will go to those that claimed it was their without a recite and bring it back to our office and hold it here for you to pick up.

In other news our vato’s loco volunteer firefighters got several things going this week. First of all someone donated a total of ten new buckets for them to use. You see our vato’s don’t have a fire truck, but what they do have is that 1978 ford whatever painted cherry red and has volunteers painted on the side. The whole idea of them being firefighters was that they would arrive first and make an effort to take control of a fire before the real guys showed up from across the tracks. In many reported cases los vato’s have not be able to sustain any fire never less turn one off. There is one insist where they did managed to turn off a fire that was at a big home here in the hood. And somehow the dog house got on fire and the managed to control that one within hours.
Second, the vato locos volunteer firefighters are looking for mass locos to join their unit here in the hood. Application can be send to us at our email. What kind of qualification do you need, just do some kind of drugs both legal and you know... Please list the type of drugs you do so we can hood you up with a partner here at the station. So if you are able and willing to tackle this job just call that’s all.

Ok raza have a great day.