Wednesday, July 1, 2015

hejola report for 07012015


 
Hejola report for  07012015.

Cchwnn.

Kingsville, Texas. Hello again como estan? And now for our barrio award winning headline news:

Leave the lights on, no one is home.

Young program bans adults.

 And finally some dare good news.

Now that this gay thing came around again, it seems that more and more barrio men and some women are coming out of the closet then staying in it. This conclusion was determined but our own gay person Veronica la lesbian, who by the way spends the majority of her time at bars. Si says Veronica look barrio raza have never said anything about women dancing together for as far back as we can remember. Heck even on the internet you see more and more men dancing together, so the real question is, who cares?

After several hours of discussion about how to handle poor sport parents, the Barrio Young program director determine que they were going to ban all adults from the ages of 23 to 99 from attending any off the summer programs being offered. They will be allowed to sit at the park parking lot to wait for their children. The program director told us que they were very tired of them poor sport parents trying to live their youth life again through their children.

That was the case yesterday when two barrio residents found it easy to break into la family Cortez, who they though were on vacation. But their big surprise was that they never left for vacation but had loaned their two cars to relatives for the weekend. So when the two fools broken in they were surprised to meet up with Cortez seven pit bulls, and eighteen cats, that had been trained to go into an attack mode. But the time the Cortez walked downstairs the two barrio residents were found standing on top of the kitchen table with a broom stick fighting off them pets. Charges will be filed.

Ok there you have raza, have a great Tejano day and don’t forget to watch out for children this summer.

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